Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Off Limits

As seen on an Army website for personnel stationed in Alaska:


Off Limits to Military Personnel

Mr. Rock & Roll, Mr. Rock & Roll 2 and the Sunset Strip are off limits permanently to all military personnel, at the direction of the commanding generals of Fort Wainright and Eielson Air Force Base . (Sunset Strip is closed, but remains on the off limits list.)

Lee's Oriental Massage is off limits at the direction of the chair and co-chair of the Armed Forces Disciplinary Control Board (FWA & Eielson commanders). This is a temporary situation, pending a review and decision by the Army and Air Force commanding generals to place it permanently off limits.


Can't a working man just rock out and then go for a rub and a tug? There's just no justice in this world! Thanks B for the link.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Homage to Curly

Please, I dare you to say you didn't like The Three Stooges.

Better yet, tell me you didn't like it when they created a game of The Three Stooges.

When I was a kid I loved watching these guys. It clearly influenced me a bit. One of the most memorable scenes for me of The Three Stooges comes from the episode titled "Dutiful but Dumb":

In it Curly ends up in a cafe (in a country called Vulgaria) ordering Oyster Stew. Curly keeps putting in crackers in the stew and the oyster/clam keeps eating it. It's a funny episode, check it:

So some how during my awesome childhood I ended up with The Three Stooges game. I played it on my mom's old Tandy T1000 (that I still have today up on the shelf for 'decoration').

Good times.

Friday, May 09, 2008

The House Quiznos Help Buy

At a mere $12M this mansion and surrounding land could have been yours. Oh but that's right, you're not a money grubbing asshole like Rick Schaden and his once secretary now childbearing douchebag are. I'll assume you are a normal money grubbing asshole who only wants to live a normal life and not crap on people.

I've banned Quiznos cause if this alone.


Dio still gets it on...