Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Instant Message About Jesus

Q: Excuse, is Jesus there?
J: Jesus is at {customer name}
Q: does that mean that's where you are?
Q: or did {current employer} seriously employ Jesus?
Q: I mean, after all, The J's believe that Jesus is only a person and not the savior
Q: so it's technically feasible for him to become employed there with no risk of retaliation from other J's.
Q: so I'm just asking, if Jesus is available for a wireless deployment, would he in fact be able to determine WAP placement better due to RF visibility with the unaided eye or would it be more along the lines of feeling the RF penetration and spreading the RF spectrum like a large sea?
Q: and while Moses parted the Red Sea, I think the mighty HeyZeus would be able to step up and take on a task like that. right? or is that presumptuous on my part?
Q: A better question would be: If he turns water into wine, what in the instance mentioned above would he turn RF into?
Q: Would large stacks of string cheese fall from the heavens?
Q: simply materialize from the air and fall to the ground impeding one's ability to walk across the floor due to all of the RF Cheese lying all over the place?
Q: Yes, I can see it.
Q: Almighty Jesus, please replenish my RF Cheese stock using the unnecessary RF waves from such terrible radio and television stations like The Jewlery Channel, HSN, and NPR.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Monday, April 07, 2008

Wheat Ridge Fire Chief In Critical Condition

WHEAT RIDGE, Colo. (CBS4) ― The Wheat Ridge fire chief is in critical condition at Saint Anthony Central Hospital after a fall. Officials at the hospital said Chief Jim Payne is in a medically induced coma.

Assistant Chief Bob Dowling released a statement that said Payne was injured in a fall at his home Saturday. Other reports say he fell 30 feet.

Payne has been a member of the Wheat Ridge department for more than 14 years.

We are all thinking of you Jim. Get well my friend.