Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work

AUSTIN, Texas (CNN) — The scene of the Clinton press corps' less than ideal filing center in the Berger Activity Center men's locker room. (Photo Credit: Sasha Johnson/CNN) LINK

Updated 8:53 p.m. with a statement from Sen. Clinton's campaign: "These accommodations should in no way be taken as a commentary on the quality of our media coverage," said Clinton spokesman Doug Hattaway.

Updated 3:10am with a statement from Munpe Q's campaign: "Sen. Clinton's allowing her people to see who she truly is. She pees standing up, and in fact finds it funny to use those nice little urinal targets found at all of those quality truck stops across America. The real tragedy is that most of her male counter-parts pee sitting down and have nothing to aim for. Truly discouraging." said Q in a statement from Laredo, TX.


Bird said...

Q, did you buy that urinal target?

Also, can i be spokesman for your campaign? I promise not to link your name to stuff like pulic indecency!

Oh wait...i just did. Damn!

Hercules Rockefeller said...