Oh yes, I do. But guess what, I can't right now because the Denver PD on order from Bush's Secret Service have the fucking highway locked down leaving the DTC area of Denver. No one can get on the fucking highway to get home because there is a fucking motorcade traveling at like 8 MPH somewhere in Denver right now.
9NEWS is streaming some bullshit shot of Air Force One sitting at Buckley AFB.
How do I know this you ask? Because after sitting in my car for an hour going absolutely no where, I decide to come back to work and blog about how fucking retarded this is.
PARKER: I haven't been back in over a year. There's a vibe there that really freaks me out, especially since Columbine. They were always a very uptight people. I mean, Colorado is so average. It's in the middle of the country, middle income, everyone's middle. It's so desperately average that it just makes people insane. And rather than embrace us because we grew up there and we're doing a show about Colorado, the media there take every fucking chance they can to rip us.
PARKER: I've sort of disowned Colorado. I won't go back. I'm like Barbara Streisand. I'll boycott it. It's not my home anymore. That was a bad, shitty fucking thing that happened there, but they've responded to it in a really weird way.