Thursday, January 31, 2008

Going Home...



Looks like he's leaving which may mean my chances of going home are getting better and better.

Fucker.

I Want To Go Home...

Oh yes, I do. But guess what, I can't right now because the Denver PD on order from Bush's Secret Service have the fucking highway locked down leaving the DTC area of Denver. No one can get on the fucking highway to get home because there is a fucking motorcade traveling at like 8 MPH somewhere in Denver right now.



9NEWS is streaming some bullshit shot of Air Force One sitting at Buckley AFB.




How do I know this you ask? Because after sitting in my car for an hour going absolutely no where, I decide to come back to work and blog about how fucking retarded this is.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Instant Message Fun

In a brief conversation I had with a friend, I opened up a dialog in the following manner:

[13:19] Munpe Q: poop smoke
[13:19] Water Boy: gross
[13:20] Munpe Q: that's my new name for flatulence...


That's good stuff right?

Thought so.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Fuck Trey Parker & Matt Stone - Redux

In a article found online it's confirmed that our feelings have been found to be mutual.
Go fuck yourself Trey Parker.

Here's the article...

PARKER: I haven't been back in over a year. There's a vibe there that really freaks me out, especially since Columbine. They were always a very uptight people. I mean, Colorado is so average. It's in the middle of the country, middle income, everyone's middle. It's so desperately average that it just makes people insane. And rather than embrace us because we grew up there and we're doing a show about Colorado, the media there take every fucking chance they can to rip us.

PARKER: I've sort of disowned Colorado. I won't go back. I'm like Barbara Streisand. I'll boycott it. It's not my home anymore. That was a bad, shitty fucking thing that happened there, but they've responded to it in a really weird way.

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