Thursday, August 23, 2007

Corporate Bullshit Generator

It's clear to me that not too many people know about the wonderful world of corporate bullshit generators. The quiet world of CEO's and marketing folks know it all to well. The proof is the recent quote found on CNN from Whole Foods CEO John Mackey, the worlds latest ass hat extraordinaire, shows his extensive use in such generators.

"We are pleased to have cleared what we expect to be our last legal hurdle," Whole Foods Chairman and CEO John Mackey said in a statement. "We look forward to closing this merger and believe the synergies gained from this combination will create long-term value for our customers, vendors and shareholders as well as exciting opportunities for our new and existing team members."

This guy's an idiot.

Here, for your enjoyment, is a wonderful corporate bullshit generator:


graham said...

I have, for many years, found corporate bull an amusing subject. If one took out all the bull from business meetings and discussions, you would be left with a lot of really unimportant and superficial stuff. I wrote an amusing "Corporate Speech Maker" entitled "Corporate Bull". You can find it here:

See my blog here: Its got nothing to do with corporate bull but we can always make an exception!

Anonymous said...

I've also made a fun Corporate Speak Generator