It's clear to me that not too many people know about the wonderful world of corporate bullshit generators. The quiet world of CEO's and marketing folks know it all to well. The proof is the recent quote found on CNN from Whole Foods CEO John Mackey, the worlds latest ass hat extraordinaire, shows his extensive use in such generators.
"We are pleased to have cleared what we expect to be our last legal hurdle," Whole Foods Chairman and CEO John Mackey said in a statement. "We look forward to closing this merger and believe the synergies gained from this combination will create long-term value for our customers, vendors and shareholders as well as exciting opportunities for our new and existing team members."
This guy's an idiot.
Here, for your enjoyment, is a wonderful corporate bullshit generator:
"What would you do if you weren't afraid? Ask yourself that question in all kinds of situations, from your relationship to work and beyond. You'll start identifying your true desires -- and acting on them."
Hmm, interesting statement. What are you afraid of? I can certainly think of several things myself...