Thursday, December 21, 2006

Making Calls...

If someone ever tries to call you by dialing your number using their calculator, you have permission to laugh very loudly and call them random insulting names.

I just witnessed that. I will say that I excluded the insulting names, but from here out, it's fair game.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Favorite SMTP Banners

Just some SMTP banners I have setup for customers in the past.
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Nummy Jibblets Cream Sauce v 8.18

The Fantastic Gravy Boat Experiment v818

The Chocolate Donut Conspiracy

Monday, December 11, 2006

Cracker...

According to the book "Freakenomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything" I have one of the 20 "Whitest" Girl Names.

The author is discussing the distinct difference between "white" and "black" names that are given to children since the 1970's. What i think is interesting is that some variation of Kaitlyn appears on the list four fucking times. FOUR times?? Dont feel so bad whitey....on the 20 "Blackest" Girl names there were four variations of Jasmine.

I guess what I take from all this is that, no matter what color your skin is, we still cant come up with an original name to save our lives. Either that or we cant spell for nothin!