Once again, TV commentators have been able to cause my innards to twist upon themselves.
Watching the Winter Olympics opening ceremony, I heard the most craptastic phrase used without them laughing hysterically.
"A Tribute to Movement of all Types"
I have a movement of my own that they can solute. In fact, I'm gonna need a shower after this particular movement.
And Bob Costas, STFU ok? You hack.
CARRY ON by COUNTRY DEATH
11 hours ago