I am looking for a new job...a pal sent this to me today and I almost wet my pants...
Career change opportunity:
Over-the-road Truck Driver. SEE THE COUNTRY BEHIND THE BIG WHEEL.
1)Sleep deprivation and driving (not a good combination),
2)Sitting for long hours can be hazardous for your back, and
3)Having to meet deadlines and dealing with traffic, weather, etc.
1)Have an excuse to use CB language (Big 10-4),
2)Can pull over and sleep anywhere (its like being retired and RV-ing only you are getting paid), and
3)Have a good reason to constantly pop pills (see 1 of drawbacks)
(693): I think I kinda scared him...
2 hours ago