I am trying to get to your sweet sweet dark ale goodness but two things stand in my way. The round dull gold cap. I twist and pry with an old opener...success! A quick drink after a long night...what is that? Gold flecks in my mouth. I scratch and peel but the glue holds tight. What is this glue??!!
I have to pour you into a glass. It breaks my heart because there is nothing quite like a long pull from the bottle.
gold foil....my white whale.
(693): I think I kinda scared him...
1 hour ago